I find it unfortunate that over the past ten years as technology has advanced with cell phones and e-mail that true communication has deteriorated to such a poor level.  Even persons of higher education and elevated position who possess the ability and should know better provide little more than grunts.  You have undoubtedly seen such e-mails and perhaps even heard the poor presentations by cell phone of many who you know could command better language.  It has become common practice for managers to send four to six word statements without either salutation or signature.

Regrettably, it is beyond the scope of pornography to make any attempt to rectify the state of affairs of what has obviously become a national if not international affliction on both culture and communication.  First, those who commit such annoying vices in communication are deemed above the day to day activities of sexual and immoral writing that you and I whole heartly engage.  Second, even those of you who read this perverted demonic writing are not doing so to enhance you skill as a communicator.

The major problem I have encountered is the simple lack of courtesy that has enveloped modern communication.  This is the inability or lack of interest in presenting a simple thank you.  Many of my clients have wondered why I do not readily respond to their interest in additional activities.  Perhaps, some do not believe that I am not a whore, but I think that many do not realize that although they have made reasonable payment of fees for time and service, they are expected to express their appreciation.

I fully and reasonably expect a short thank you from my clients.  As we are all adults and not seventh graders, the terms used for certain body parts and functions should be more clinical and less street oriented.  I expect the grade level to be at least seventh to eighth grade.  You probably know that most people read and write at fifth or lower.  I anticipate that the note will be well thought out and express in detail the feelings as well as the activities.  Properly written notes of thanks should be three to five paragraphs in length and exactly 100 words per paragraph.  I have enclosed a reasonable example of such letter of appreciation.  It is by a female client.  I find women write and express their feelings far better than most men.

Dearest Mistress MARGARET B.,

Our recent interaction was a joyful encounter I shall long cherish.  I am always enchanted by the inventiveness and manner by which you use and abuse my body, mind, and soul.  Previous cauterization had never brought about the fear and pain that your hand presented.  Blindfolding me and strapping my body to the wall before stripping me nude caused me to focus on the moment and forget any other commitments.  I was dumbfounded when you asked which opening I considered most sexually stimulating. I want to thank you for taking the lead and enjoying my body in such a manner.

Your take charge attitude in suckling and caressing my nipples and breasts sent me into another world.  Being sexually active, I have found many partners both male and female arousing, however the way you enjoyed my nipples while lightly fingering my clitoris was totally beyond anything I could even imagine.  I sincerely appreciate your arousing sensual activity and only wish I had the ability to provide that same joy to you.  The forcefulness of the enema locked within my bowel as you tongued my clitty and fingered my passage was far beyond anything I have ever experienced or dreamed existed.

I can not express the terror that over came me when you introduced the two gentlemen that made sport of me. Being forced to give oral sex while taking it up the ass was a new experience for me and one I would have refused if given the opportunity.  You’re licking of my clit while driving me crazy with passion was the only thing that kept me sane, if that makes any sense.  I thought for a moment I would vomit when they switched positions, but you fingering of my tunnel distracted me from the disgusting flavor entering my mouth.

Removing the blindfold forced me to see that one of my rapists was a large black man and the other a young stud gave me a sensual feeling that I am unable to accurately express.  The simple act of each of you cruelly stabbing a pin in each nipple and pounding the full inch into me was horribly agonizing.  I thought for a second I would pass out from the pain.  I was so glad that your own teeth grabbed the head of each pin and pulled the painful element from my supple throbbing flesh. Thank you for your kindness.

I have one simple matter for your attention, but am reluctant to address it. I am glad you chose to further humiliate me by sending me on my way naked as the day I was born even though some of your neighbors were rather crude in their objection to my indecency.  The posture collar locked about my neck while comfortable poses a social problem for me and my coworkers.  Would it be possible to obtain the key for its removal?  I don’t ask for myself as much as I do for those prudes with whom I am forced to associate.

Thank you so much for your valuable attention.  I have enclosed three additional Franklin’s to compensate you for your time and skill.

Your submissive slut.

 

While this is a reasonably written note of appreciation, I can only give it a B+.
There are two points which make this the case.  Her mention of the additional fee payment and the request for the key.  Such items do not belong in a proper thank you.

As for her request for the key, I decided to send it to her ex-husband.

11.12.09